#jschlatt x reader smut

[croworro]

Is it greedy to want all three of them in my bed right now?

[schlattsgun]

now all i have on my mind is sub!schlatt sooooo here’s some headcanons :3

cw: sub!schlatt, gn!reader!dom, piv, toys (leash and vib), prob unrealistic (very) but idc! (self indulgent), lmk if i missed anything !!

- i think schlatt is the type of sub to be kinda quiet? someone else mentioned him feeling like he has to be this big strong man, and i 100% agree!! he’d be less talkative when he’s in subspace. he needs peace during this time. needs to turn his brain off.

- LOVES when you grab his chin, melts his heart! go ahead and give his head a couple pats, he loves that too!

- such an affectionate man when he’s all subby! will be all over you for sure. he needs to be touching you at all times!

- sitting on the couch? not without him curled up next to you, head in your lap as you idly play with his hair. this is something that calms him, it grounds him.

- riding him as a sub, my GOD. he’s absolutely fucking smitten and obsessed.

- holding him by a leash that connects to a collar he wears occasionally. he loves when you tug on it, pulling him closer to you.

- especially loves when he’s fucking you from behind and you tug on his leash, maybe his hands are tied behind his back so all he can do is stumble closer as you pull him, making him all flustered as he fucks you faster.

- LOVES being called a good boy! (yall remember that vghs stream where he repeated someone saying good boy,,, yeah that’s baby boy for sure.)

- needs to make sure he makes you cum, no matter if he’s subbing or not! he wants nothing more than to treat you like you’re a deity.

- not a stranger to body worship, both ways. i’ll elaborate on this in another work.

- holding a vibe to the tip of his cock, the way he’d WHIIIIIINE for you! he’s begging you to let him cum! please, he needs it! you make him feel so good!

woah brain empty i have nothing else, also not proofread and i wrote with my dick/puss

reblogs/comments are much appreciated <3

[exactlymaximumgarden]

no thoughts, just hotel room sex with lowkey cocky schlatt <3 inspired by this image a little bit ngl. also bc it makes me go feral LOL. nsfw under the cut.

it's been a long day. schlatt brought you along with him on his trip to japan, and of course, this whole first day has mainly consisted of sitting in an airport, sitting on a plane, sitting in another airport, and trying to regain your bearings as you gradually work to acclimate to the new country, all of which is par for the course for such a trip. you're just lucky schlatt has been here before and seems to know what he's doing.

however, you're exhausted. you need some release. and he is more than willing to give it to you.

the hotel room lights are dimmed since it's later on in the evening. schlatt lays beneath you on the couch, his large and calloused hands firmly planted on your hips as you sit perched on his lap. your naked body is illuminated by the moonlight pouring in through the windows while schlatt's shorts and boxers are slid down to his ankles and his hoodie slightly pulled upwards on his stomach. the prick.

your hips roll furiously against his, his cock repeatedly hitting that perfect spot within you. a string of soft moans spills from your lips, your head tilted back in ecstasy. schlatt's got a hazy look in his eye, and a smug smirk tugs at his mouth. the more your movements speed up, the more you chase your climax, the lighter his grip on your hips becomes.

he doesn't even have to do the work. he'd much rather watch you unravel above him.

this change in his grip does not go unnoticed. you emit a high-pitched whimper of frustration, gazing down at him with half-lidded eyes and a pout. "hold me," you quietly beg, barely able to form coherent sentences longer than a few words. "can't feel you..."

"can't feel me?" his voice comes out more gruff than intended. "lemme fix that for ya, huh, toots?"

he barely gives you any time to react before his hands are back on you, holding you in place hovering above his hips as he begins to thrust upward. it's quick, the way he switches. his quiet breaths and groans from before turn into frenzied grunts as he snaps up into you. your moans only increase in pitch and volume, and you have to fight to keep your voice down out of fear of other neighboring guests hearing you.

it isn't long before your high washes over you, your body wracked with pleasure as you release all over schlatt. he follows soon after, his already sloppy thrusts declining in consistency and strength before he comes to a stuttering halt. you can practically feel his cum painting your insides.

"felt me now?"

[schlattsgun]

no because i can’t stop thinking about this !!!

telling him to slow down a little, he’s soooo eager to please you! he whines as he feels your hands on his hips, dropping his face into the crook of your neck again.

once he’s fucking you at a good pace, you run your hand up through his hair, “there’s my good boy, huh baby?” you spoke softly into his ear as he moans into your skin, your voice dripping in sweetness. he loves when you speak to him like this. in a slight demeaning but sweet tone, words full of the praise he craves.

“doing such a good job, baby. keep going for me.”

GOD i need to praise sub schlatt i WILL die on this soapbox

Schlatt the type of guy to talk a big game but the second u let him take the lead hes whining with his head buried against ur neck.

"Am I doing good? Is this right? Does it feel good?" All while hes panting, hips snapping into u bc u usually control his pace.

"Please tell me its good. Am I good? Please, please please-"

[ohbabydollie]

jschlatt n a short reader

schlatt likes to laugh at your height, no matter how tall or short you may be, he’s makin fun of ya

he’ll have you reaching for a box of cereal he grabbed and is swinging over your head while you were just trying to have breakfast

“schlatttt!” you whine “give it backkk” he just grins at you “then come and take it”

he’ll make sure to leave things in hard to reach areas for you if you’re mad at him so you ask him to get them down for you

stupid nicknames!!

pipsqueak, tiny, shortcake, pumpkin, etc.

the jokes he makes infront of any and everyone

“audio listeners love ya to death, y/n is now grabbing what looks to be a comically large banana” ted says mid laughter as you do your bit before schlatt speaks up “that’s not the only thing that’s too big for her-” “SHUT UP SCHLATT”

“when i was little-” “you’re still little pipsqueak”

nsfw

he loves pinning you down so you can’t move around

eating you out while pinning you down so the only thing you can do is tug on his hair and cry out for him

“poor baby can’t take it, huh? jus’ one more pumpkin, i promise”

picking you up while he’s fucking you so you’re completely at his mercy and unable to escape

even just holding you in place so you can’t move during sex

“yeah, my poor little pipsqueak can’t move? she can’t handle feelin’ me, huh?”

“shh, just take it pumpkin, its okay, don’t cry, shh just take it”

[pequins]

schlatt confirming ‘toots’ is his go-to pet name has made my week

schlatt writers abt to go crazy

[hufflepuffsthunderdome]

Acrylics

Schlatt x girly!Reader Summary:��If Schlatt's gonna get the benefits of your acrylics he might as well pay for them Warnings: none :)! Just fluff! Based on this request Pt2 here

"Can you stop that?" Schlatt asks you from across the table with a gruff breath of a laugh as he glances up at you from his laptop, raising an eyebrow as he shoots you a smirk. It's only when he points it out that you realise the rhythmic sound you'd been hearing wasn't just in your head, but was your acrylics, tapping aimlessly at the wooden table as you chewed on your pen.

You mumble an apology as you sit on your hands, feeling the heat rise your cheeks as you giggle softly when he laughs and stands up, walking over to you. He tucks a strand of hair behind your ear and plants a kiss on your forehead as he goes over to the fridge, coming back moments later with two cans of soft drink. He puts one down for you and goes to sit back down at his laptop, popping it open and taking a loud slurp.

"Jay?" you mumble sweetly as you catch his attention away from his computer, smiling sheepishly as you tap the rim of the metal can with your nails, "can you open this for me?"

He lets out a mix between a laugh and a scoff as he reaches over and takes your can, popping it open with ease, "you're so needy."

You gasp dramatically as you take your can back, shooting him a glare, "I can't break a nail."

"Are you gonna be alright if I go to the bank while you're here?" he asks you when he stops with you outside of the nail salon, slipping your purse off your shoulder to fish out the things he dumped in there when you left the house.

You nod as you adjust the collar on his jacket and hum, "it won't take too long."

"Take as long as you need, I may be a while at the bank," he says as he places a kiss to your temple, slipping the bag back up your arm, "I'll meet you back here when I'm done," he motions to the seats in the walkway of the shops, outside the nail salon.

You part ways as he goes off to run his errands, and you head into the salon, greeting your usual nail tech at the counter as you show her your growth and ask for some infills. She makes small talk with you as she rings up your deposit amount on the cash register, catching up on the happenings in your lives since the last time you came in.

You dig through your bag, hunting for your wallet, only to find Schlatt's black wallet instead, in the pocket you usually put yours in. You step away from the counter with an apology and fish out your phone, texting your boyfriend.

"Come bacccckkk you took my wallet :("

He replies almost instantly, as if he was waiting for your message, "yeah I know, treat yourself darling."

"come baaaaaccccccccck I put aside money for these"

"Don't be stubborn, my shout"

You huff as you message back a, ">:(", which he simply hearts.

You head back over to the register and, reluctantly, tap your boyfriend's card. As you make your way over to the chair your nail tech has set up for you you feel your phone buzz again.

"good girl"

You just tuck your phone away as you look through the colour swatches, digging your tongue into the side of your cheek as you bite back a smile, until your phone dings again.

"do me a favour?"

"what? <3"

"do them red"

"I got red last time ;_;"

"they looked so hot against my cock last time"

He lies down to go to sleep before you do, for the first time in months. He turns the lamp off the second he lays down and curls up under the blanket as you mindlessly scroll on your phone.

You mumble your sleepy 'love you's' to each other, kissing goodnight as his side of the bed shifts as he gets comfy, back turned to you as he splays himself out on the bed.

After a while of silence, you feel the bed shift next to you, the soft huff leaving Schlatt's lips as he shuffles back towards your side of the bed ever so slightly. You pay him no mind, continuing to scroll through your feed.

He does it again, after another long stretch of silence, backing up so he's fully pressed against you, his back to your side as he squirms into the mattress. You assume he's trying to get comfortable, reaching around to lazily wrap an arm around his shoulder, so you can lay more comfortably as you scroll with him pressed against you.

He huffs again, now not even trying to hide it, turning towards you and nudging you lightly with his shoulder as he faces you fully. "What's wrong?" you whisper softly into the night as you feel his warm breath through your thin pj shirt.

He takes your hand in his large, heavy one, and unceremoniously puts it on your head, meeting your confused look with raised eyebrows and a tiny pout as he looks up at you expectantly. You can feel your heart melt as the audible awe leaves your lips, dropping your phone beside you to lay down and cradle his head in your chest.

You smother soft kisses to his head as you scratch your nails gently through his hair, the smile forming on your lips when you hear his content sigh as he sinks into your touch, "is this what you wanted my love?"

He nods into your chest as he lets his eyes droop shut, hand pressed gently into your skin and your lower back as the two of you sink further into the mattress together, "this is perfect darlin'."

[renranram]

massive age gap schlatt hcs!

• let's say reader is 19 and schlatt's 34

• they met when reader was still 18 and schlatt was 33, the two met on reader's university because schlatt is her friend's uncle

• got along fastly

• when i say massive age gap i also meant massive, and i mean MASSIVE size difference

• would call reader doll, baby, little one

• schlatt felt it was immorally wrong to flirt with a girl half his age but went along with reader

• would rest his jaw on top of her head in a way to tease her

• would be very protective of her when talking to another boy as same age as her

• snatching you away, hugging you infront of the boy, being clingy and touchy just to show him you're his

• he wouldn't tell you, but he'll overthink and be a little insecure but reader would always reassure him that she's all his

• and during sex, he would be very VERY gentle with her, his hands on her hips, slowly guiding her with his thrusts

• calling him pretty and showering her with kisses

• " fuck, is this okay? am i not hurting you? feels good hm? "

• " baby, you're so fucking pretty, holy shit, so fucking beautiful "

• and during aftercare, he'd spoil you, bathing you, feeding you, buying you immediately what you wanted

a/n ; feel free to send any requests :3!

[slxtmeri]

hi i would like to be ur first anon even tho it's probably obvious who it is fkdjsafh anyway i want some filthy schlatt hc's like i wanna be twirling my hair and kicking my feet and shit yk

luv,

⭐<3

HII ML <3 dw i got you

i'm a whore for schlatt (as you well know)... here are just some random ones that are slightly unrelated but GOD. anyways here you go

he is a hair puller. making out? his fingers are weaved through your hair. on your knees, giving him head? a fistful of hair, pushing your head down, guiding you. fucking? he's tugging at your hair.

- but he loves it when you do it to him, too. you guys could just be sharing a kiss that was meant to be short and sweet, but as soon as you reach your hand up and tug at his hair? you're in for a long night

i feel like he would love to have you cockwarm him while he's at his desk. he could be editing, working, or maybe he's just playing a game. but he would enjoy having you on his lap, making you wait as you squirm and whine. if you're good for him though he would reward you sijhksdj

he's usually rough in bed which is great, don't get me wrong, but if either one of you had a long, stressful day, he'd be down for some soft sex. just being all over each other, wanting to be as close to each other as possible <3

as i've said before, he just LOVES edging you, especially as a punishment. he'll be in between your legs for hours, until you're whimpering and begging him to let you come.

-but once he does, he overstimulates the shit out of you. making you come 4, 5, 6 times? sounds like heaven to him.

ok last one... he would def tease you in public. if you're wearing a skirt in a restaurant, and you two are out with friends, you can bet that his hand will be on your thigh. innocent enough, right? that is, until it creeps higher, and higher, until his fingers are circling your clothed clit and you're trying to suppress any noises that threaten to escape your lips.

i love jschlatt <3

[kinaslie]

YALL WHAT IF I PASSED AWAY

[croworro]

Jschlatt, Ted Nivison and Charlie Slimecicle lookalike contest in my bedroom RIGHT NOW !!

[smoshyourheadin]

guys here’s a tiny tiny drabble based on a convo me and my bsf had recently LOL sorry if this sucks but my schlatt brainrot is getting to me (fem!reader, cockwarming n smut - 18+ under the cut <3)

“fuck, toots…” schlatt groaned, as you slid down onto his length.

“hey, you were the one being needy! i just wanna play the sims.”

schlatt cursed under his breath and grabbed onto your hips whilst you loaded up the sims on his pc. he needed the movement, but he didn’t want to piss you off whilst you were locked in on create a sim.

“please, j’s lemme fuck you baby, can’t take it” he babbled, head leant back against his gaming chair as you rolled your hips.

“no jay, let me play, then we can fuck. just enjoy me letting you be here for now!” you retorted, clenching slightly just to make him groan.

you stayed like this for about 30 minutes before he couldn’t take it any more. he pushed you up his length, and slammed you back down.

and again.

and again.

until you were riding him, his hands still locked to your hips as you tried to focus on your game, letting out the occasional moan.

but, this wasn’t enough for him, so he moved one hand to gently rub your clit, the climax starting to get to you.

“fuckfuckfuck m’close schlatt!” you said, your high beginning to catch up to you.

“i know baby, i know, c’mon cum for me.” he grunted.

and so you did.

your orgasm hit you like a tidal wave, the instant pleasure shaking your whole body. riding out your high as you grabbed onto the edge of the desk, you could feel schlatt’s thrusts become slower.

you leant against him, his chest up against your back.

“you know you want to…” you teased, nipping the bottom of his ear with your teeth.

“oh- f-fuck” he spluttered, as you felt ropes of his cum painted your insides.

you sat catching your breath with him, before he picked you up and carried you to the bathroom.

“let’s clean y’up princess”

[bunnie-online]

what about the whole chokehold thing ( the recent ted post ) but with schlatt instead 🤭

OHHHH MY GOD YESSSSS, nonnie you have my whole heart rn

warnings: NSFW. dom!Schlatt, choking obvi, breath play, dumbification(??), slight degradation, brief aftercare, barely proofread

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his eyes widened “Holy shit, toots. You serious?” his devious smile was a stark contrast to his shocked eyes.

that was the last thing you remember before now, currently your chest is pressed into the mattress while your boyfriend is pounding into you, his body weight holding you down and his bicep hooked around your neck.

his grip is tight enough to limit the blood flow to your brain and make you all floaty but loose enough for you to breathe (and moan) freely.

“Oh- my- god-!” you moan out in perfect timing with his thrusts. with his weight holding you onto the bed, you were at his mercy. he had complete control over you in this moment. and that’s exactly what you needed.

and his voice in your ear along with the dizzying thrusts and slight lack of oxygen was enough to shut your brain off. you were nothing but a toy for him to use in this moment.

“Fuuuuuck yes, baby.” - “That’s it. Turn your fuckin’ brain off.” - “Don’t like when you can think while I‘m usin’ you.” - “Dumb little doll.”

he had your mind, body and soul in every way imaginable.

he hit a spot inside of you that made you scream. your eyes rolled into the back of your head as your mouth went slack, pornographic moans came pouring out of you. without warning you were cumming around his cock and this stalls his movements almost immediately.

“D’you just fuckin’ cum? You just came while I had you in a headlock?! You pathetic little whore.”

he slams back into you, tightening his bicep around your throat. you let out a shocked and slightly panicked noise, but you didn’t want him to stop. you knew what you had to do if you wanted him to stop.

his thrusts somehow got harsher and faster, reaching depths of your cunt that you didn’t even know existed. he was getting close, you could tell because he ran out of depraved things to say and just resorted to moaning in your ear.

you could feel another release bubbling up from your stomach, but it was accompanied by a burning in your lungs. you were actually running out of air this time, but you greedily chased another orgasm over oxygen.

“Cum. Cum if you wanna breathe.” he growled. and that was all you needed. your second orgasm tore its way through you, milking J’s cock in tandem. he came deep inside of you, his whines were the only thing you could focus on.

he loosened his grip and you immediately drew in a large breath. a dopey, fucked-out smile found its way onto your lips as he rolled you onto your side and into the little spoon position.

“How ya doin’? Can you breathe okay, doll?” he gently rubbed your neck and shoulder with one of his hands, soothing the most definitely bruised area. you nod lazily, your brain function still attempting to make its way back. he chuckles and places a kiss onto the side of your head.

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omg i got so carried away with this 🫣

~bunnie

[schlattsgun]

because i’m insane, thinking about schlatt putting me in a chokehold while fucking from behind :3

MDNI 18+

cw: roughness, PiV, choking, afab!reader, lmk if i missed any!

you’re settled on the bed, face down in the prone bone position. his cock teases your wet pussy with a couple swipes that drive you mad.

“just put it in already jay, please.” you let out as he continues to tease you.

“alright, if you say so, toots.” he smirks as he starts pushing himself into you, his cock breaching your hole. you let out a loud whine, whispering his name over and over. please, fuck. please jay! oh my god!

schlatt continues to thrust into you at a reasonable pace, you push your hips back into his, signalling that you want more.

schlatt chuckles darkly as his hands move from your waist to one by your side, the other holds your neck. “you want more? i’ll give you more.” he grins as he pulls you up by his arm, leaving your neck held in his elbow. schlatt lowers himself to your ear, whispering, “if at any time you want to stop, tap my arm 3 times. okay?” you nod, as if that would work for him. he gives your ass a harsh slap, “c’mon toots. verbally.”

“yes, jay.”

“being so good for me.”

and with that, he lifts your neck into a choke hold. he has you leaning against his chest, while he’s still fucking you. you didn’t know you were this flexible.

silent whimpers and moans fall from your mouth, holding onto his arm that strangled your throat. you can hear the vulgar sounds of skin against skin, wet sounds from your cunt being absolutely fucked by him.

“hear that? you like being fucked like this, huh?”

with a red face, you nod, gripping his arms for dear life. you’re panting as he fucks you through your first orgasm, of the night.

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real quick lil something i wrote on my break, i literally can’t stop thinking abt that position FR ‼️

inspo from fucking around and trying different positions :3 it’s fun!

requests and inbox always open!

[ohbabydollie]

having serious thoughts about mean schlatt and bimbo!reader 🫠

oh my god (idk what possessed me to write this)

when he sees your big doe eyes and glossy lips he knows he needs you

he just wants you underneath him, in every position he can think of, making you cry your pretty eye makeup off

he wants to slap and grab at your ass

see your pretty tits jiggle in his face

he wants to see your cute faces when he makes you cum all over him

he wants to see your hair and makeup that’s normally always done, absolutely ruined

spitting in your face, maybe slapping you a little

and trust me, he is not wasting a second once you both decide to get physical in your relationship

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“can you not take anymore?” schlatt cooed as he thrusted harshly in and out of your tight heat, hitting that special spot inside you making you drool and moan weakly out

“look at this slutty little pussy” he said smiling, reaching down to tease your clit a little causing you to gush slightly around him “makin’ a real mess dolly”

you let out a weak sob from being so overstimulated by him

“oh the poor little baby” he said grabbing your face in one hand “can’t take the dick she was beggin’ so badly for” he says now slowing down as you let out a sigh of relief

“too bad”

before you know it your legs are being pushed over his shoulders and he starts up with a fast pace

“h-hold on!” you squeal out, digging your nails into his back only encouraging him to go faster

“You better hold on doll” he teases as he feels you tightening up around his length for the umpteenth time tonight. however this time felt different, you felt knot growing in your tummy making you squirm as schlatt laughed

“gonna cum for me doll, go on, cum” he said playing with your clit and you suddenly couldn’t hold back

“gon’ cum!” you cried out “gonna-gonna cum!’ you whined as schlatt only sped up

“cum dolly” he demands as you finally let go, shutting your eyes and letting out a scream. once you open your eyes you look at schlatt who is now looking at you in awe

“shit, you squirted everywhere doll”

[pequins]

absolutely amazing day to be a jealous schlatt truther